If Satan Were An Animal

If Satan were an animal, he would look like this:

I apologize if I offend any goat lovers out there, but I mean, look at those blank eyes. Can we say spawn of evil?

Now, my momma is here for the week and since the most you can do in Pocatello in the winter is eat, we decided that we would change it up, save our waist lines, and look at this really cool pet shop with Pipsqueak. You have to understand that this pet shop isn't your typical one. It comes with a monkey named Chee-chee and a whole petting zoo in the back, so it's pretty cool. 

However, the animals that they let the kids pet are goats and sheep. I mean, I love all animals, but goats are pushing my limits. I mean, look at that face! One word, hideous. So my question is, why would a kid want to pet an animal that looks like the devil? Now Pipsqueak is no dummy. He took one look at this creature from hell and look at the result:

He screamed like I have never heard before and took off running. Do I blame him for trying to run away, nah. Needless to say, we did not pet the animals that day.